Step01
Get admitted
Hold any amount of $HOSPITAL, connect the wallet and sign one message. That proves it is yours. Nothing is sent, nothing is approved.
Step02
Diagnosis
We read your realized 30-day PnL across all Solana tokens. Below zero: admitted, ward by depth. Above zero: healthy, no file.
<$250<$2.5K<$25K$25K+
Step03
The drip
Fees are claimed every 30 seconds and dripped onto every file in proportion to the loss. Once a minute, files holding 0.01 SOL are paid to the wallet.
dose = min(10%/day, bank ÷ all losses) × your loss
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Discharge
Your 30-day window turns green, you are discharged and the rounds stop. Lose again, you are readmitted. The window slides every day.
Questions at the desk
Do I need to hold $HOSPITAL?
Yes, any amount. The ticket is holding, not the size: one token or a million gives the same bed. Sell everything and you are discharged against medical advice; buy again and you are readmitted with a fresh file.
Why realized only?
Unrealized loss can be drawn on demand by holding a dead bag. Realized loss is a closed trade, which is what the hospital treats. Sell the bag and the fever shows up the next day.
How is my share computed?
Linear. Each dose is the same percentage of every patient’s 30-day loss, capped at 10% of your loss per day. When the bank is thin the dose shrinks for everyone; when it is fat the cap holds and the rest waits for tomorrow’s patients. Splitting your wallet in ten changes nothing.
When do I actually get paid?
A dose lands on your file every 30 seconds. Once a minute the nurse pays every file holding at least 0.01 SOL straight to the wallet. Small losses take longer to fill.
What is a ward for, then?
Triage. It tells everyone how deep you are and gives you a bed in the right room. It does not change the formula.
Where does the PnL come from?
A third-party wallet PnL index (SolanaTracker), 30-day rolling window, refreshed every round. Large payouts are re-checked against on-chain receipts before they go out.
HOSPITAL is a meme coin with a payout engine, not medical advice, not financial advice and not an insurance product. Rounds depend on creator fees actually earned; no fees, no rounds. PnL is computed from public on-chain data by a third-party index and may lag or disagree with your terminal. Realized only. 30-day rolling window. Gas is paid by the hospital. Nothing here is a promise of payment.
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